Tweaking on weth since 2015

Are you a Weth Hed?

  • You’ve refreshed Etherscan more than your dating apps ✅
  • Your screen time report just says “seek help” ✅
  • You once explained a rugpull to your nan with pride ✅
  • No sleep, only 3am mints and floor price hallucinations ✅
  • You’ve blamed Vitalik for your life choices more than once ✅
  • You’ve reading this at 3:47am with two monitors and no serotonin ✅

you’re not early. you’re infected. welcome home, weth hed.

check in to
rehab

...where rock bottom is just another buy zone.

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