How to buy - or stay addicted
Who are you kidding, you filthy degen?
You know exactly how to get your fix.
But if you’re new to the game and chasing that first euphoric hit, follow this simple guide and join the rest of us in sweet, irreversible blockchain dependency:
🧠 Step 1: Get a Wallet
You’re gonna need a MetaMask, Trust Wallet, or something equally unhinged.
If you don’t have one yet, what are you even doing here?
🌐 Step 2: Add the Ethereum Network
This isn’t BNB land.
Make sure you’re on Ethereum Mainnet — this is WETH country.
🪙 Step 3: Load Up with ETH
Buy ETH on your exchange of choice (Coinbase, Binance, or
wherever you sell your dignity).
Then send it to your wallet. Pray for low gas fees.
🧬 Step 4: Head to Uniswap
Go to https://app.uniswap.org, connect your wallet, and
prepare to enter the void.
📍 Token Address:
[Insert $HEDZ Contract Address]
💊 Select $HEDZ, set your slippage (if needed), and send it.
🚀 Step 5: You’re In
You did it.
You’re now a WETH HED.
The only thing left to do is check into the Rehab Clinic, start
staking, and spiral with the rest of us.
⚠️ Pro Tips from the Ward:
Always double check the contract address
Only buy through official links (you’re not immune to rugs)
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